To All of My FRIENDS:

My sister in law sent this to me and I thought it was great...I'm not into all the mushy stuff, so here it goes:

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces, just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. W hen you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!

2. W hen you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. W hen you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. W hen you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. W hen you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. W hen you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. W hen you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. W hen you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Hugs and kissed to all of my great friends!